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We are pleased to inform you that the United States Congress passed and President George W. Bush signed into the law the Economic Growth and Tax Relief Reconciliation Act of 2001, which provides long-term tax relief for all Americans who pay income taxes.
In general, individuals who had taxable income and paid federal income taxes in 2000, and who could not be claimed as a dependant on someone else's tax return, are eligible to receive immediate tax relief in the form of a check. According to the information on your 2000 federal tax return, you either did not pay any federal income taxes in 2000, did not have taxable income, were claimed as a dependent on someone else's return, or you are a penis claiming two testicles as dependents. Therefore, you will not be receiving a check at this time.